GET OUT.
GTFO

So, before it was called “Shahs of Sunset,” Ryan Seacrest had coined the name “the Persian Version” and auditions for it were happening during Spring 2010. I know a lot of people who auditioned, actually. One of my friends was super stoked to audition, because he wanted to show the world “who Iranians really were.” When he got to the studios, they asked him if he yells at girls, dates around, and on average, how many hours he spends at the gym. He left the interview pretty angry, and he wasn’t the only one. So the studios started getting desperate, because they had scared away all these legitimate candidates for their reality TV show. They started asking the few people that’d trickle in to audition for their friends’ contact info. So that’s how they got my number. This girl named Naz thought I’d be “perfect” for the show and handed them my personal cell phone number. 

They called me during a study group meeting for my Anthropology final. 

I declined.

Note: that’s probably why everyone on the show now is connected in some way. It’s likely that one of them auditioned and referred the rest of them. 

Accurate. 
farahjoon
naasirheydari
aliyahloves
thalamtnafsee
politicalpersian
oceansoflight
chaishiriiin
hijadista
azaadi
(except I am very confused as to why diskogerilla isn’t here—pretend she is, too)
(grandviziertothesultanofagrabah deserves an honorable mention here as well)

Q

azaadi asked:

If you haft seen my letters, please return them to me!

A

I haven’t, but ask Jīm. Maybe he knows. 

“As far as I can, I try to avoid dialogue. I use the language of images. Sometimes I feel people talk too much in movies and engage in dialogue that doesn’t do much. I am very stingy with my dialogue. I only use the dialogue, which is completely necessary and when there’s something that I can’t convey with images. I like to have as many people as possible watch my movies, and they come from all walks of society – old, young, literate, illiterate — and it’s important for me that they understand it well and that’s why I use the language of images.”

Majid Majidi, in an interview about his movie Song of Sparrows.

Thanks to Azaadi for the link!